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Baca
Mar 16, 2022 22:38:24 GMT
Post by outlaw99 on Mar 16, 2022 22:38:24 GMT
All that quiet time Boone, you got time for some day work with some of them ranchers lol
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Baca
Mar 18, 2022 18:33:15 GMT
Post by ratter48 on Mar 18, 2022 18:33:15 GMT
baca get your skinny ass on here and tell us a few stories. you cross eyed sheep fucker
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Post by monstertom on Mar 19, 2022 0:13:46 GMT
baca get your skinny ass on here and tell us a few stories. you cross eyed sheep fucker Hey now, He's not cross eyed!
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Post by bacatrapper on Mar 19, 2022 2:23:07 GMT
heres a story.......... last week we had a couple of real cold days and had to bust ice in the water tanks. My cousin couldnt bust the ice so he got on top of the ice and was jumping up and down on it. He fell thru. My grand dad was there and saw the whole thing. he got in the pickup and left him standing in the tank. he had to walk 2 miles to the barn, we were there when he got there, his clothes were frozen solid. he has frost bite on a couple of toes. His boots were frozen to his pants, he couldnt get them off, it was funny. My dad got on the old man ass, he could have died, yadayada........ the old man in classic style........ 'Hes too stupid to die. Ive been trying to kill him since he was born, and hes still here.'
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Post by bacatrapper on Mar 19, 2022 2:59:30 GMT
The wife just got back from a shopping trip to lamar colorado. She bought some lipstick. It was 13 dollars. The kid was aghast. He told her she could get a whole pack of markers for a couple bucks, theres lots of different colors, and they would last longer without having to be re-applied. Thats my boy.............
She is cooking me a ribeye, but I think he is getting a sandwich for his supper.
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Baca
Mar 19, 2022 3:03:12 GMT
Post by ratter48 on Mar 19, 2022 3:03:12 GMT
do you wear the lipstick too?
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Baca
Mar 19, 2022 3:04:01 GMT
Post by bacatrapper on Mar 19, 2022 3:04:01 GMT
Only when I want to feel pretty......
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Post by bacatrapper on Mar 19, 2022 3:07:36 GMT
She bought some panties too. I took an old pair she was going to throwaway and put em in my coat pocket. Im gonna put em in the old mans glove box in his mercedes. He is supposed to be taking my grandma to amarillo sunday to see her sister. Id recon it will be quite a ride to texas.
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Post by bacatrapper on Mar 19, 2022 3:11:51 GMT
The wife just got back from a shopping trip to lamar colorado. She bought some lipstick. It was 13 dollars. The kid was aghast. He told her she could get a whole pack of markers for a couple bucks, theres lots of different colors, and they would last longer without having to be re-applied. Thats my boy.............
She is cooking me a ribeye, but I think he is getting a sandwich for his supper.
The wife just gave the kid a bowl of cold cereal for supper. He has a confused look on his face. Someday, hopefully, he will learn.
LOL
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Baca
Mar 19, 2022 10:57:25 GMT
Post by outlaw99 on Mar 19, 2022 10:57:25 GMT
The wife just got back from a shopping trip to lamar colorado. She bought some lipstick. It was 13 dollars. The kid was aghast. He told her she could get a whole pack of markers for a couple bucks, theres lots of different colors, and they would last longer without having to be re-applied. Thats my boy.............
She is cooking me a ribeye, but I think he is getting a sandwich for his supper.
I had a Ribeye last night that I didn’t cook; it tasted like a roasted dogs asshole. Wish I could have boxed it up and sent it to your cousin.
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Baca
Mar 19, 2022 11:40:58 GMT
Post by ratter48 on Mar 19, 2022 11:40:58 GMT
hey outlaw what does a dogs asshole taste like?
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boone
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Baca
Mar 20, 2022 16:56:30 GMT
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Post by boone on Mar 20, 2022 16:56:30 GMT
All that quiet time Boone, you got time for some day work with some of them ranchers lol I’ve been roping the dummy getting my throwing arm limbered up for branding season. I’ll be able to miss twice as fast now!
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Post by cascadecat on Mar 22, 2022 4:34:43 GMT
Quiet makes me nervous, with coyotes and Baca, just saying, lol, later Brandy.
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Post by bacatrapper on Mar 23, 2022 3:00:13 GMT
The way to brand calves is sort the cattle in the alley and run em thru the chute. Roping is for re-enactors, there is no sense in making it hard.......... that is not to say I wont wrangle a few, but its just for kicks, so I dont get made fun of. I used to have a buddy who could rope lambs in sagebrush. he rode a mule.
I have been busy, give me a day or two and ill have another story. Maybe ill tell you what happened when my grandma found the panties in the old man glove box, on the way to amarillo. It is a good laugh.
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Baca
Mar 27, 2022 18:09:55 GMT
Post by ratter48 on Mar 27, 2022 18:09:55 GMT
baca tell us about your wife's underwear in the car
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